It’s January 2nd! And while everyone scrambles to write down resolutions and put together vision boards, I am sitting here, on my laptop, writing to you. 2022 was an amazing year. Genuinely, the things I did and the people I met will stay with me forever, and will eventually prove to be the foundation for…
It’s January 2nd! And while everyone scrambles to write down resolutions and put together vision boards, I am sitting here, on my laptop, writing to you. 2022 was an amazing year. Genuinely, the things I did and the people I met will stay with me forever, and will eventually prove to be the foundation for […]
Almost 3 years since cannabis became legal in Illinois, and we still do not have a single minority owned dispensary running. That means, it is still illegal to buy weed from a Black or brown business here in our state. In Illinois, a state that has regularly been painted as a blueprint for social equity […]
The Benzinga Cannabis Capital Conference was held this week at the Palmer House Hotel in downtown Chicago. Although representative of the Cannabis industry as a whole, it was disheartening to be in rooms and rooms filled with men. Let’s break down the problem with Benzinga.
Cannabis companies left and right are claiming to care about POC and promote a heavy amount of social responsibility. But what really are they doing for communities affected by the war on drugs?
Once upon a time there was a general consensus in the areas where weed was sold openly: Snitches get stitches. And while this is a highly controversial statement when it comes to violent acts, it is almost a commonly accepted unspoken rule when it comes to drugs. You see, everyone loves the weed man. Everyone […]
For my first Drugs at the Drugstore post, I will be reviewing Dr Teals Cannabis Sativa Hemp Seed Oil Body Scrub. Now some backstory, I am a scrub fanatic. I absolutely LOVE body scrubs, and exfoliate about 3-4 times a week. They just make me feel good, fresh, and smooth as hell! I have used […]
Super excited to highlight this awesome contribution to the female cannabis community. Courtney, creator of Smoke Signals Greeting Cards, is a force to be reckoned with. The definition of a cannabaddie, her greeting cards, or “Smoke Signals”, are relatable and fun ways for stoners to share a message. They come in a variety of designs […]
Meet Mota Magick, a small batch CBD body care brand that focuses on holistic healing. Her products have a great quality, and Diana really embraces what cannabis can do for our bodies.
Had a chance to sit down at Dr Lungzzz and talk about his new Chicago location. With a variety of cool products, and great location, this is sure to be a neighborhood smoker hub in the summer. Click to read more!
First personal blog post talking about what’s currently going on with Mex and the City Chicago and The Open Mic. First of a new series of personal blog posts.
As a stoner, I hate arriving at important events reeking of weed. Most times, it’s inevitable and I have grown to remove the shame surrounding smelling like weed. As a confident woman, I have even grown to accept it; yes it happens, no it doesn’t matter. People always ask me what I do to avoid […]
Staying in “the know” about cannabis laws is extremely hard. Not only is it rarely reported on, but the actual information is hard to find. Well let me tell ya’ll something: Corporate Cannabis is back on their bullshit in Illinois. If you smoke weed, if you shop at dispensaries or even buy CBD related products, […]
It is officially one year since the very first Rolling Pretty Chicago event. Filled with some of Chicago’s best female led vendors, it was a fun night of dancing, vibing, and good ol bonding between cannabaddies. It was honestly a great time, and the first time I debutted my Pin the Blunt on Mex and […]
Let’s talk about edibles! As you guys know I am a fan of infused foods. At the beginning of my blog, my edible reviews were very popular. But as I tasted more and more food, I encountered more and more bad infusing processes. Simply said: some of ya’ll don’t need to be infusing shit! Giving […]
Traveling, while fun, comes with big burdens for any cannabis consumer. There’s the question of accommodations, laws, availability, and just the overall question of “how?”. And while out of state traveling comes with a whole other set of worries, traveling within Illinois tends to be a little easier to maneuver. Over Valentine’s Day weekend, I […]
This one’s for the lovers yall. Valentine’s Day is coming up. And with it comes all the hang ups, pressures, and standards of our society. But if you’re dating a cannabis consumer, or are one, I got some fun, flirty ideas for how you can incorporate your favorite plant into your sexy times. Firstly, please […]
2021 was a big deal for Illinois cannabis news. There were a lot of headlines, a lot left out, and a lot still up in the air. In fact, for being only the second year of cannabis legalization, it was suspiciously quiet in the news. One thing that wasn’t hushed was the millions, and confirmed […]
Jussie Smolliet is on trial for orchestrating a hate crime against himself. This post discusses the most recent news including the allegations that he smoked a blunt with his attackers.
“I saw a space in Chicago where there was nobody willing to take the risk to produce an event like this” It was this little statement in the Chicago Sun Times that produced eye rolls all through Illinois. Afroman was the Celebrity Slated to Perform at Windy City Smoke Up There is no denying Dom […]
The act of selling illegal drugs is an old profession, one that has come with a romanticized idea of love as a drug dealer. From Henry Hill and Karen Hill in Goodfellas to Tommy and Keyshia in Belly, we have created this Ride or Die couple, one where the man provides a lavish lifestyle while […]
In this week’s update on WTF Illinois Cannabis News, we are facing the loss of a locally owned dispensary. Dispensary33, Chicago’s first Medical Marijuana Dispensary, is being sold off to Miami based Ayr Wellness. Now this might not mean much to a lot of you, but let me give you a quick breakdown about why […]
“Chicago Cannabis Events” a simple phrase that has blown up in the last year. A controversial topic for many, I have decided to talk about some of the more controversial aspects. Let me preface this by saying: I am and will continue to be an avid supporter of black and brown brands within the cannabis […]
I’m sure it is quite a pleasant surprise for many of you to know that the former John Barleycorn Bar in Wrigleyville now houses a Sunnyside Wrigleyville Dispensary Flagship Store. With its ugly orange signs and its bright interior reminiscent of an Apple Store, Sunnyside Wrigleyville looks about as welcoming as a Blood donation center. […]
“You’re smoking AGAIN?” The most infuriating question I, as a cannabis consumer, have to deal with. You see, I am of the “smoke whenever I please” variety. Some days, I smoke a bowl or two. Other days, it’s more like a blunt or 2. On both of those days, I am a highly productive, and […]
If you have been following my blog you know how passionate I am about my open mic in Chicago. I’m also very passionate about cannabis. It’s because I truly believe that cannabis users aren’t a unique category of people. I believe we exist in every industry, hobby, occupation, and categorized space that exists. Cannabis users […]
I have been a hesitant visitor of dispensaries near me from the beginning. The first time I walked into a Windy City Cannabis, the drab carpeting and walls reminded me of a clinic. I’m sad to say that this is what I expected out of the dispensaries near me. I expected it to look like […]
Writing this not in anger, not in disrespect. I am writing this today out of pure motivation. You see in 2021, the second year of cannabis legalization in Illinois, $1 billion in revenue has been cleared. It’s tragic the realization that not one dispensary owner in Illinois is a minority. And while corporations and men […]
One of the most common phrases quoted by Lori Lightfoot in regards to cannabis downtown is that she doesn’t want to turn Michigan Ave into a “pot paradise”. A phrase that was pounded into our heads within the last couple of weeks, since the City Council voted on allowing cannabis sales downtown. In an almost […]
I watched Candyman. I enjoyed it thoroughly. It was nostalgic and I enjoyed the many references to Chicago. It was almost a “you had to be there” kinda movie. And while I enjoyed the bloody scenes and the scenes with references to the original movie, I have to say one particular scene lingered in my […]
Did you ever encounter someone that was so unpleasant toward you, that it almost knocked your confidence? It’s these instances where you are tested to your deepest core. When I started focusing my blog toward cannabis, I expected everyone to welcome me with open arms. You see, the cannabis community is one of the friendliest […]
Dating for stoners is really a unique experience. Sure, if you stick to other cannabis consumers, the conversations are less taboo. We’ve all seen the memes, the couple that smokes together, stays together. Yet I don’t necessarily believe that the “stoner couple” is the only couple goals. You see, finding a partner in 2021 is difficult enough, exasperated by the prerequisites that we try to enforce. Scroll through any dating app and you come across 420 friendly insinuations and the intentionally placed emojis. And while I completely agree with maintaining your standards, is needing your partner to be a smoker a good thing? Or are we limiting our own possibilities?
If I had a bucket list, taking a cannabis tour would certainly be on there. Imagining myself in the presence of a room full of growing marihuana plants brings me joy. It would be any stoners fantasy. So when I got an invitation to take an actual cannabis tour, I could not pass up the […]
It takes a lot of balls to roll a blunt in a room full of men, especially when you’re feminine and with impeccable style. While men glide through life with little criticism, we as women still have to lend an ear to statements like “Smoking isn’t ladylike”. As if smoking diminishes the never-ending obstacles that […]
One of the oldest, biggest myths when trying to date a fellow smoker is “I usually get horny when I smoke weed”. I have heard and said this at least a dozen times, each time fully convinced of Mary Jane’s aphrodisiac powers. It might just be a ploy to get into peoples pants, but such […]
Where are you getting your weed from? It’s a question that lands you on either side of an important debate. Almost 2 years post legalization, and buying from a dispensary is still a socially distasteful experience. Sure, we want to partake in marihuana in a legal way. Yet the options are limited, sometimes even subpar. […]
THE MAN I LOVE Sure it’s a trend to hate men, and I do I hate the way some think I’m inferior to you I hate the way some of you treat my friends They’re irrelevant Because I see you Yes you The virtuous men who are still around The kind of men who are […]
Disclaimer, because I know I’ll get this a lot. No, I do not, have not, or will not ever encourage the underage use of marihuana. This article is simply a trip back in time for myself and a lot of other cannabis consumers. Most people remember the first time they smoked weed. I remember the […]
Recently I was scrolling through my Kindle, finding Cannabis related books in order to further my education. I bought my kindle close to 10 years ago, and back then, there were hardly ANY books about Cannabis. Nowadays, every Tom, Dick, and Harry thinks they can write a book about it. The truth is, most of […]
I LOVE YOU, LIKE I LOVE CHICAGO They say loving Chicago is like Being in love with a thug But I love my city the way I love my man Enveloped in my misunderstood hugs His arms are like the tree lined blocks His look is like the sunny skies His voice is like a […]
Cannabis is legal in Chicago. Yet you couldn’t tell by all these crazy new rules. Hell, we’re not even allowed to smoke in public which is such a ridiculous rule. Especially when there is a whole community out here wanting to embrace us. Well don’t lose hope! There are still plenty of public places where […]
Chicago Cannabis Influencers were once just a dream. The idea of posting ourselves admitting to the use of an illegal drug was only something that most of us dreamed about. But legalization has brought forth a new wave of Chicago Cannabis Influencers. Scrolling through my Instagram is one of the most addictive and toxic hobbies […]
In my life, I have had 2 great loves: Chicago and Marihuana. It’s no coincidence that these two have played a major role in the growth of my blog. A blog created about my life, quickly turned into a blog about the Chicago cannabis community. With these changes I have noticed that my audience has […]
Being able to grow your own weed is any stoners dream come true. Gratefully, as our laws have finally permitted, those holding a medical marijuana card can actually accomplish this. I was fortunate enough to meet 606 Hydro Farms at my last open mic. A local grower with the intent to teach others how to […]
I have one recurring fear throughout my life: crustiness. I know, so extra, but any time I felt my skin on the dull side, here comes a fresh slab of lotion to make me glow. Once I got to smoking age, it only made me even more self conscious. You see, smoking naturally dehydrates you. […]
There are currently 17 dispensaries scattered throughout the city of Chicago. None of them are minority owned. Since its legalization, marihuana has quickly become a hot topic among minority groups. In a city that is only 50% white, how is it possible that 100% of our dispensaries are white owned? It doesn’t take a “woke” […]
Dating as a cannabis consumer can be tricky. You have to worry that a potential partner might consider it a deal breaker. There are still lingering stereotypes associated with marihuana use that are only magnified with age. As if a hard working, ambitious stoner is something that doesn’t exist. Yet in 2021, dare I say, […]
Everyone who knows my sister knows that she is a pain in my ass. An actual contrast to me, my sister is a family woman. She is a whirlwind of tardiness and unorganization. While I meticulously plan for every move I make, she crashes through life nonchalantly and with a laugh. There was a time […]
Chicago is infamous for violence. The murders committed in our city are meticulously tracked by all major news outlets, and we are often referred to as a warzone. It’s a ridiculous stereotype perpetuated by people who don’t live here, including our suburban neighbors. People insist on this idea that we are violent criminals, and yet […]
This is my love letter To my being The one I never thought I’d be The simple, soft delicacies That people don’t associate with Me I am every descriptor that people have for Sex I am the look, the feel, the sass But even when my words are sexy People can’t look past my ass […]
I guess I should be hesitant. To turn 31. I never really understood why. I mean, I’m ok with who I currently am. Sure I’m far from perfect, but I’m me. I’m a result of all of the events in my life. The good and bad. Yet I wonder about those who are ashamed. Those […]
Have you ever found yourself blasted and zoning out at your desk at work? It truly is a horrible feeling, and one that will have your ass unproductive in minutes. Sure, we all need the occasional pick-me-up, but unless you’re a seasoned consumer, one hit can turn into holy-fuck-I’m-high. And while consuming marihuana might be […]
I’ve never been a fan of labels. From my sexual preferences to the North VS South Side debate, I am a firm believer in “Why choose?’ We live in a time where we are expected to accept someone, so long as we are able to put a label on them. I don’t agree with that. […]
It’s genuinely THE AUDACITY for me. A publication that claims to be for the “others”, The Chicago Reader, has released its annual “Best of Chicago” issue. One that was particularly important as they have now included the brand new “Cannabis” category. I have to tell you all, I saw the results coming a mile away, […]
As you can imagine, one of the questions I get asked the most is “who is your favorite edible maker” It’s a silly question, any true consumer can tell you that good edible makers are a dime a dozen. Some of the most important parts of consuming edibles is not so much as WHO is […]
Flower aside, the accessories are one of the most important parts of cannabis culture. From bongs to bowls, to grinders and glass blunts, there are a huge variety of items that can be used. Sure, most people would agree that in a pinch, a nug and a piece of foil is all you need. Still, […]
If you’re like me, you have a sophisticated palette. So it’s no surprise that one of my favorite snacks is chips. I mean, chips are the OG of munchies, and my relationship goes back to watching my older brother and sister get high and pull out a giant shoe box from under the bed. The […]
It’s been very hard for me to write this out. Because when a regular person “goes after” an established business, it’s considered jealousy or being a hater. Alas, I am no edible maker, I am simply a cannabis consumer with a pen and a paper. I write this for the locals. The ones pouring their […]
Wings. That word alone drives millions of people crazy. They are a pop culture icon at this point. Which is why it’s no surprise that finding infused wings was extremely easy. I came across Heidi at a few events, always hesitant. You see, wings are a hot ass mess. It’s a whole process to eat […]
We’ve all been there. Caught up in the post good sex hypnosis, dealing with an actual asshole. “But the sex is so good” we say to ourselves, hoping to cover up for the fact that there are emotional and mental needs that will never be met. We brush these doubts under the rug because “at […]
“Hood nachos” It’s what I called the yummy Doritos bag stuffed with nacho cheese, ground beef, and some weak jalapenos. See, Mexican nachos were usually made with steak or chicken. This west side staple was made with ground beef which was vastly different. It was my favorite lunch time treat when I worked on Lake […]
Close your eyes and imagine your dream job. That dream probably looks vastly different to each of you. I’ll tell you what my dream job would be. It would be me as a successful writer, running around Chicago doing lunches and visiting hotspots with my 4 best friends. No need to wonder why my blog […]
I am so grateful to be privileged enough to meet some of Chicago’s brightest people. People who inspire me on a daily basis. The best part for me is seeing how people display their heritage and their pride in their work. Which leads me to this next Edible maker, and one that hits close to […]
Before I go any further, I just want to clarify that this post is satire. When referring to drug dealers in this post I am referring to Weed dealers. I do not support the sale or use of hard drugs, nor do I support gun or gang violence in relation to the sale of weed. […]
Life is so funny that sometimes things come together all on their own. After years of wanting to work in a cultural area, months of job searching, and weeks of training, I found myself working in the artistic oasis that is Pilsen. It’s honestly been slightly short of a dream come true, not only am […]
Alway the flaunter of looks, I have to say this next edible maker won me over by the name of their treats ALONE. If ever a Pretty Pothead existed, well surely it would be me. So I needed to be a part of the association that boasts itself for that. I placed an easy order […]
If there is one dairy related food that this lactose sensitive girl will risk it all for; its ice cream. So when I saw that there would be infused ice cream at Hacienda Tumbada in Chicago, I was there. Ice cream has always been one of my favorite treats so I needed to get my […]
In Chicago, if you want tacos, you can find at least a dozen spots that are good. But if you’re looking for infused Horchata, Johnny’z Infuzed is the only name you need to know. It was on a hungover Saturday afternoon at the office that my generous coworker gave me a passion fruit, 100ml, Johnny’z […]
This is my letter to the world, that never wrote to me. Two simple stanzas that have resonated with me throughout my entire life. Words that touch me so profoundly, written by someone who could never understand my plights. It was in a sea of goldfish that this pollita inocente learned that those words were […]
In all of my years as a smoker, my biggest pet peeve has been this idea that because I have a vagina I shouldn’t smoke. This isn’t everyone’s opinion of course, in fact I am surrounded by many non judgmental non smokers. Most of the guys I’ve dated have also been non smokers and willingly […]
Maria Magdalena is one of the most famous, and beloved prostitutes in history. Her story teaches us not to judge, to accept people for their past sins. That even Jesus, the son of God, could overlook her previous demons and accept her into his glory. It’s ironic what has become of her name, Maria. The […]
Our conversations were always the same. Good advice, mingled with motivational quotes, memes, and the occasional sexual reference. A conversation about red lipstick stemmed a discussion about confidence and being a Latina in the white workplace. That was just us. Culturally aware in a country that we MADE ours. It was these conversations that made […]